May 2012
Jimmy Carr: "Imagine you're disagreeing with someone--"
David Mitchell: "Well, I've never disagreed with someone, but, okay, I can imagine."
Carr: "You're disagreeing with me right now, so, this is what it's like, but--"
Mitchell: "No, we're just--we both mean the same thing, it's just that you don't realise it yet."
That’s what I thought when I was watching Star Trek. Vulcan’s gonna be fine...
– Matt Mira (via petrichorlove)
DOOR PUNS
cheeeseman:
We all have a special connection to our doors.
For the Harry Potter Fans:
For The Dog Lover:
For the children’s cartoon watcher:
And for the people who CANNOT SIMPLY WALK INTO THEIR ROOM.
What is YOUR connection?
We have a new superhero with us, he just moved...
sairobee:
… And this is Doom, he’s almost too gay to function.
In conclusion:
tinydragongina:
If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert that my desire to make a joke out of your traumatic experience is more important than your pain it’s called Freedom of Speech read a book.
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
hippity-hoppity-brigade:
redheadscientist:
gingerdoctorlosthisshoe:
redheadscientist:
that awkward moment where Phil Coulson is the Edward to Captain America’s Bella
“I watched you while you were sleeping.”
There were three things Steve was absolutely positive: First, Phil was a Captain America Fanboy. Second, there was a part of him, and Steve wasn’t sure...
gatesofspaceandtime asked: Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich prompts the question; Who was your doctor?
gatesofspaceandtime asked: Do I need to plant a flag? You shouuuuuuld. Tell us about your favourite fandom, and why. BUT ONLY ONE!
Invade my ask box!
I’m bored
society: Everyone's beautiful.
society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society: You had sex?! Slut!
society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
Dumbledore: Hey I've never met you
Petunia:
Dumbledore: And this is crazy
Dumbledore: Your sister died
Dumbledore: So here's her baby
I was so excited because it's 9 o'clock and I...
It’s not Wednesday! It’s freaking Tuesday… But yesterday was Tuesday, too.
We're Sorry. Our servers are over capacity and...
therunningrunaway:
knightobiwan:
glowtwins:
a-girl-in-midgard:
Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
cisanime:
it’s all fun and games until hot topic puts it on a shirt
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Avengers Deleted Scene #3 →
ladyhistory:
LOKI: WOOOOOOO
NICK FURY: DAMMIT STOP FOGGING UP THE GLASS AND DRAWING PICTURES IN IT
LOKI: THIS IS A PORTRAIT OF YOU
NICK FURY: IT LOOKS LIKE A HOT DOG WITH AN EYEPATCH
LOKI: EXACTLY.
NICK FURY: I’M GOING TO RUN OUT OF WINDEX YOU TWATMUFFIN
LOKI: *MOUTH ON GLASS*…LOOK I’M A STINGRAY
NICK FURY: STOP IT
LOKI: BUG-ON-A-WINDSHIELD IMPRESSION
NICK FURY: GET OFF THE DAMN GLASS
...
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I had a slightly odd dream last night in which I...
Apparently, my mind thinks that he would enjoy marshmallows and chocolate covered Strawberries.
Every book you’ve ever read is just a different...
theangelshavethetimeturner:
iandsharman:
rpayne18:
Unless you’ve read Tolkien…
Fandom
proving “profound” statements wrong
Fandoms
Ruining hipster blogs one made up language at a time.